If You Were Stuck On A Desert Island…
There is one banana left, and it’s sitting in the centre of the long, oddly-angled rock we’re using as a table.
Daniel caught the bananas, so he kind of figures that he should have it.
Christine says that, because she’s a girl, she should have priority.
Lu thinks we should split it in equal parts and all have a bit.
Brian and Daniel go to fists over it, because Brian thinks he’s worked just as hard as Daniel at finding stuff. Christine shouts. Lu looks nervous.
I eat the banana while they’re distracted.
We’ve only been here for three hours.